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21 years ago there was a little 8-year-old boy who couldn’t read.  Multiple schools, multiple teachers, multiple curricula, and multiple reading specialists tried to teach him, but nothing seemed to work.

 

Then his mother and father decided to take him out of school and homeschool him to teach him how to read.  That’s when something “Magical” happened.  His father, who had been a multi-lingual translator (Spanish and Arabic) for U.S. Army Intelligence, 101st Airborne Division, asked a simple question: “How is a child supposed to know that the ”ea” in the word “read” sounds different from the “ea” in the word “bread?”

 

Somewhere from the sky, or heaven, or the universe, came an idea that popped into that father’s brain: “Why don’t I just show you what the sounds are (like they do in Arabic and Hebrew and other languages) by putting a little symbol (called a diacritic) above the word?”

 

So the father put a little “Eagle” symbol over the “ea” in the word “read” and said: “If you see the Eagle, that tells you that that ”ea” sounds like /ee/ (as in Eagle).  Then he put a little Elephant’s trunk over the “ea” in “bread” and said “If you see the Elephant’s trunk, that tells you that that ”ea” sounds like /eh/ (as in Elephant).

 

Suddenly the light bulb went on, everything made sense, and the little boy learned how to read in 6 weeks!  The little symbols revealed the hidden sounds that were preventing the child from learning how to read.

 

My name is Mr. R. Kali Woodward, and as you’ve probably guessed, that father was me - and that little boy was my son.

 

@Parents @Guardians @Teachers @Educators @Caring Adults:  A long time ago a little boy couldn't read.  But he was just one of millions of children who suffer every day because they can‘t read or are struggling with learning how to read.  Every day and every year, millions of children are canceled from education and practically canceled from life, because they can’t read.  One million children drop out of school every year because they are completely illiterate; while millions more graduate as “functionally illiterate,” unable to function in a modern, communication and learning-based society.  But this is all going to change soon, both in America and around the world.

 

FUNetix® is a new technology that is teaching children everywhere how to read in just 12 hours.  FUNetix is the most effective “Science of Reading” - based curriculum available: and it’s absolutely, 100% FREE!  When you bring FUNetix into your home or classroom, you will watch your child/children/students soar into reading and education - in just 12 hours! FUNetix is a 100% benevolent gift from the American Youth Literacy Foundation 501 (c) (3).  We call it a 100% “Benevolent Tsunami,” a tidal wave that is sweeping the world to teach tens, and soon, hundreds of millions of children, how to read.

 

Learning to read is uniquely EASY with FUNetix!  It’s as easy as playing a game, a 12-hour app that works on every platform and device, and that takes your child or student(s) on a MAGICAL JOURNEY, to find hidden treasure and learn a secret, Magical Code.  Learning to read with the FUNetix diacritic symbols is like learning to ride a bike by using training wheels.  Every child deserves to have training wheels for learning how to read.  FUNetix is a simple, proven, child-friendly tool that helps children see all of the hidden sounds in EVERY English word and takes away the frustration and tears when it comes to sounding out words and learning all of the crazy, often illogical, irregular spelling patterns of the English language.  Moreover, FUNetix is compatible with EVERY “Science-based,” “Phonics-based” reading curriculum in EVERY classroom.  As a supplemental learning tool, FUNetix does the heavy lifting from the ABCs and Phonemic Awareness, through Phonics and Blending to actual reading at a 2nd-grade level, so that teachers can focus on fluency, vocabulary, and comprehension, and helping their students make the all-important transition from “Learning to Read,” to “Reading to Learn.”

 

It’s time for all of us to join together behind a new, proven technology that will end the pain and suffering of illiteracy that’s destroying the lives of so many children and young adults.  It’s time to take your child, children, and students on a Magical Balloon Ride to LiteracyLand™, “Where EVERY Child Can Read.”  12-Hour Flights Leave Daily.

 

Thank you for finding FUNetix.  Thank you for bringing FUNetix into your hearts and minds, and for sharing FUNetix with every child who is learning to read or struggling with reading.  The world needs FUNetix now more than ever.  Thank you for helping us spread the truth about how EASY it is to learn how to read English in 12 hours with a new technology that was built out of LOVE - and 21 YEARS of scientific research and clinical trials.  Thank you for helping to spread #UniversalChildren’sLiteracy from coast to coast and around the world by Thanksgiving of 2025!  Yes, every child in America CAN learn how to read in one year!

 

Have you ever wanted to do something AMAZING, but didn't know where to start? Know that you have found the right place to participate in something truly epochal, something TRULY AMAZING, something Earth-changing and LIFE-changing, that will impact hundreds of millions of lives and make the world a truly better place.

 

What skills will you bring?  What talents, knowledge, and abilities?  What compassion, what caring, what heartfelt love can you share that will help manifest this fundamental human right and give access to freedom, dignity, and personal human sovereignty to millions upon millions of children, simply by letting them play a 100% free app.

 

Please reach out to us - info@FUNetix.org -  if you would like to dialogue or need support.  Please watch our 23-minute “Parent, Teacher, Tutor Orientation and Training Video” on the FUNetix.org  website to understand how and why FUNetix works and how easy it is for EVERY 5-9-year-old child to play and learn how to read in 12 hours, and how easy it is for every parent, teacher and tutor to provide just the right amount of supervision and support to allow their child, children, student(s) to learn how to read independently with FUNetix.

 

Thank you for caring about, caring for, and loving the children in your life.

 

Godspeed, and blessings to you and the ones you love, and to ALL children, EVERYWHERE, ALWAYS!

~Kali
Mr. R. Kali Woodward, Esq.
Executive Director
American Youth Literacy Foundation, Inc. 501 (c) (3)
dba FUNetix™ and the FUNetix 12-Hour Reading App
21 Gay St., Phoenixville, PA 19460
1-484-744-9742

@FUNetix   #TheFUNetixProject  #UniversalChildren’sLiteracy
#Reading #Spelling #Vocabulary #English #School #Education #Phonics #Phonemic Awareness #LifelongLearning #Self Realization #Self Actualization #Human Potential #Human Sovereignty #Hope #Spirit #Happiness #Love Education is the most powerful weapon that you can use to change the world   ~Nelson Mandela

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21 years ago there was a little 8-year-old boy who couldn’t read.  Multiple schools, multiple teachers, multiple curricula, and multiple reading specialists tried to teach him, but nothing seemed to work.

 

Then his mother and father decided to take him out of school and homeschool him to teach him how to read.  That’s when something “Magical” happened.  His father, who had been a multi-lingual translator (Spanish and Arabic) for U.S. Army Intelligence, 101st Airborne Division, asked a simple question: “How is a child supposed to know that the ”ea” in the word “read” sounds different from the “ea” in the word “bread?”

 

Somewhere from the sky, or heaven, or the universe, came an idea that popped into that father’s brain: “Why don’t I just show you what the sounds are (like they do in Arabic and Hebrew and other languages) by putting a little symbol (called a diacritic) above the word?”

 

So the father put a little “Eagle” symbol over the “ea” in the word “read” and said: “If you see the Eagle, that tells you that that ”ea” sounds like /ee/ (as in Eagle).  Then he put a little Elephant’s trunk over the “ea” in “bread” and said “If you see the Elephant’s trunk, that tells you that that ”ea” sounds like /eh/ (as in Elephant).

 

Suddenly the light bulb went on, everything made sense, and the little boy learned how to read in 6 weeks!  The little symbols revealed the hidden sounds that were preventing the child from learning how to read.

 

My name is Mr. R. Kali Woodward, and as you’ve probably guessed, that father was me - and that little boy was my son.

 

@Parents @Guardians @Teachers @Educators @Caring Adults:  A long time ago a little boy couldn't read.  But he was just one of millions of children who suffer every day because they can‘t read or are struggling with learning how to read.  Every day and every year, millions of children are canceled from education and practically canceled from life, because they can’t read.  One million children drop out of school every year because they are completely illiterate; while millions more graduate as “functionally illiterate,” unable to function in a modern, communication and learning-based society.  But this is all going to change soon, both in America and around the world.

 

FUNetix® is a new technology that is teaching children everywhere how to read in just 12 hours.  FUNetix is the most effective “Science of Reading” - based curriculum available: and it’s absolutely, 100% FREE!  When you bring FUNetix into your home or classroom, you will watch your child/children/students soar into reading and education - in just 12 hours!FUNetix is a 100% benevolent gift from the American Youth Literacy Foundation 501 (c) (3).  We call it a 100% “Benevolent Tsunami,” a tidal wave that is sweeping the world to teach tens, and soon, hundreds of millions of children, how to read.

 

Learning to read is uniquely EASY with FUNetix!  It’s as easy as playing a game, a 12-hour app that works on every platform and device, and that takes your child or student(s) on a MAGICAL JOURNEY, to find hidden treasure and learn a secret, Magical Code.  Learning to read with the FUNetix diacritic symbols is like learning to ride a bike by using training wheels.  Every child deserves to have training wheels for learning how to read.  FUNetix is a simple, proven, child-friendly tool that helps children see all of the hidden sounds in EVERY English word and takes away the frustration and tears when it comes to sounding out words and learning all of the crazy, often illogical, irregular spelling patterns of the English language.  Moreover, FUNetix is compatible with EVERY “Science-based,” “Phonics-based” reading curriculum in EVERY classroom.  As a supplemental learning tool, FUNetix does the heavy lifting from the ABCs and Phonemic Awareness, through Phonics and Blending to actual reading at a 2nd-grade level, so that teachers can focus on fluency, vocabulary, and comprehension, and helping their students make the all-important transition from “Learning to Read,” to “Reading to Learn.”

 

It’s time for all of us to join together behind a new, proven technology that will end the pain and suffering of illiteracy that’s destroying the lives of so many children and young adults.  It’s time to take your child, children, and students on a Magical Balloon Ride to LiteracyLand™, “Where EVERY Child Can Read.”  12-Hour Flights Leave Daily.

 

Thank you for finding FUNetix.  Thank you for bringing FUNetix into your hearts and minds, and for sharing FUNetix with every child who is learning to read or struggling with reading.  The world needs FUNetix now more than ever.  Thank you for helping us spread the truth about how EASY it is to learn how to read English in 12 hours with a new technology that was built out of LOVE - and 21 YEARS of scientific research and clinical trials.  Thank you for helping to spread #UniversalChildren’sLiteracy from coast to coast and around the world by Thanksgiving of 2025!  Yes, every child in America CAN learn how to read in one year!

 

Have you ever wanted to do something AMAZING, but didn't know where to start? Know that you have found the right place to participate in something truly epochal, something TRULY AMAZING, something Earth-changing and LIFE-changing, that will impact hundreds of millions of lives and make the world a truly better place.

 

What skills will you bring?  What talents, knowledge, and abilities?  What compassion, what caring, what heartfelt love can you share that will help manifest this fundamental human right and give access to freedom, dignity, and personal human sovereignty to millions upon millions of children, simply by letting them play a 100% free app.

 

Please reach out to us - info@FUNetix.org -  if you would like to dialogue or need support.  Please watch our 23-minute “Parent, Teacher, Tutor Orientation and Training Video” on the FUNetix.org website to understand how and why FUNetix works and how easy it is for EVERY 5-9-year-old child to play and learn how to read in 12 hours, and how easy it is for every parent, teacher and tutor to provide just the right amount of supervision and support to allow their child, children, student(s) to learn how to read independently with FUNetix.

 

Thank you for caring about, caring for, and loving the children in your life.

 

Godspeed, and blessings to you and the ones you love, and to ALL children, EVERYWHERE, ALWAYS!

~KaliMr. R. Kali Woodward, Esq.
Executive Director
American Youth Literacy Foundation, Inc. 501 (c) (3)
dba FUNetix™ and the FUNetix 12-Hour Reading App
21 Gay St., Phoenixville, PA 19460
1-484-744-9742

@FUNetix   #TheFUNetixProject  #UniversalChildren’sLiteracy
#Reading #Spelling #Vocabulary #English #School #Education #Phonics #Phonemic Awareness #LifelongLearning #Self Realization #Self Actualization #Human Potential #Human Sovereignty #Hope #Spirit #Happiness #Love  Education is the most powerful weapon that you can use to change the world   ~Nelson Mandela